we're on a mission from god

wendy so i got that going darling

looks like i picked the wrong way to

quit sniffing blue light

of my life we enjoy your films

i thought they smelled bad on the

outside

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welcome to vintage video where we're

re-watching the 80s so you don't have to

we'll be reviewing every major film

release of the 1980s in real time

analyzing what you've seen and spoiling

what you haven't i'm patrick o'reilly

i'm jesse bayless and i'm richard wells

and today marks the 40th anniversary of

the release of the hearse

on june 20th 1980 it was written by

william

bleich blike from an idea by mark tenser

directed by george bowers and released

by crown international pictures

i think that's the first time i've seen

from an idea by i'm also curious

what that idea was because even having

seen the film i have no idea

yeah but car drives around

i feel like if you were if you came up

with the idea for this movie

then you just deserve a co-screenwriting

credit because that's half of the

writing of the movie

or story yeah nothing happened here

what is the concept because i honestly

like when you described it at the last

episode i was like

this movie isn't actually about a hearse

or a car

that doesn't even come into play until

like three quarters of the way through

the movie

yeah and she doesn't think that there's

any connection to her aunt

and her aunt wasn't a witch like they're

just mixing up a bunch of weird stuff

but either way joseph cotton replaced

martin landau

to play the uh pritchard character

one month into production michael j fox

style so

they'd already shot a bunch of stuff

with him and then they went back and

shot it with a different actor

this was the theatrical debut of shooter

mcgavin christopher mcdonald

we start with what i think is a vector

graphic of the hearse

like this weird like computerized

pixelated graphic

it was very weird but it's like a a red

line drawing on black of the hearse and

it fades into the background and then

the words

the hearse pop up with this weird like

strobe effect

i have absolutely no member memory of

this yeah it's very strange

it's an interesting shot for the

beginning of the movie we get a lot of

wide shots of san francisco

and we meet jane hardy who is presumably

a teacher

and she is receiving some going away

presents first from

a student which is like a rolled up card

and then a fellow teacher

who addresses her as traveler because

apparently she's going somewhere she's

getting a pair of shoes as a gift

and this lady is awful as they're

walking to her car she says are you sure

you're okay to fly away to some shitty

hick

town your mom just died and you just got

divorced

it sounds like she's in a texas chainsaw

massacre type situation where she's

she's inheriting a house and she's gonna

go stay there for the summer

is that what texas chainsaw was about

yeah she's she inherited this house and

she brought friends along to investigate

the house

and then the leatherface and friends are

next door

ah yeah the first reason that she got

called is because

they came to town to see if her

relative who owned the house was one of

the bodies that had been dug up out of

the cemetery

but that's a different movie in this

movie she's moving out of what looks

like one of the painted ladies which no

teacher has ever

afforded rent in let alone owned she

rolls out of town

and she's weaving through the mountains

for a while she comes back to the coast

to enjoy the sunset and just sit and

drink from a thermos on the side of the

road

suddenly she's speaking to a man we're

hearing her talk and i couldn't tell if

this was going to be like

oh we're just going to have voiceover in

this movie but it seems like she's

sitting with a therapist

i don't know because we don't see this

guy again but she's talking to a guy in

an office

and she says that she wants to leave

town to get away from all the pain that

she's dealt with

lately and he says we'll want to still

be here when you get back and she says i

don't know i won't know until i get back

i guess

she passes a sign in the black of night

that reads blackford city limits

moving through another dark intersection

jane's car is sideswiped by

a car with red headlights or at least

they look red in this first shot

but they don't they don't seem red in

the rest of the movie when she pulls

over to exchange information the other

car just

scurries off into the night is this the

hearse i don't know

if the movie's so poorly lit i can't

tell what car is yeah

because also the grills of the cars

chain

are interchanged yeah like now and then

so it's never it's not always the same

car

but also it it it brings up a point of

does this ghost have an operational

limit

like yeah is there is there a barrier

somewhere because it didn't get

her in san francisco yeah so

it's just like as soon as she got into

town the car's after her it's like aha

finally i lured someone here jane calls

mr pritchard from a pay phone at a

mechanic

she needs him to come meet her there

with the key to the house

seems like you would have called him in

advance yeah he should have known that

she was coming to town this day

but i don't know if she planned on going

to his house to get the key but now that

the car screwed up she couldn't do that

or put the key under the mat

or something i'm not sure or not plan to

get into town at 11 o'clock at night

yeah as she turns to get the name of the

place to tell pritchard where she is

she locks eyes with this cowboy type man

who is

in a nearby pickup just watching her in

the phone booth

and she's very creeped out by him the

music is suddenly drumming

and it sounds too much like someone

banging on the glass of the phone booth

uh

will it take you very long to get here

mr pritchard i was like oh did he like

come over to talk to her and it keeps

happening

and she's not noticing it and then i

realized it was part of the soundtrack

and not

actively happening she agrees to wait

for pritchard there and she goes to sit

in her

car to avoid the creeper pritchard pulls

up and

shines a flashlight in her face and he

demands her name

before he tells her to follow him to the

house she follows him to the house

and she seems creeped out as he steps

towards the door

he notices that she's being weird and

she says oh i guess it was just a sudden

chill

which i guess that's what it was because

we don't get any indication of anything

being weird

pritchard gets the lights on inside

everything's covered in blankets like in

the changeling

with the same actress yeah there's even

a music box later

yeah he says this is exactly as it was

when your aunt died 30 some odd years

ago

which it doesn't look like it's been 30

years like there's no dust there's no

cobwebs it's literally just

looks like he did this earlier today but

in theory he's been the

caretaker up to this point so i think

he's been keeping it up

you think he comes in here and wipes the

cobwebs away every day for 30 years

he does he does know that she was on her

way there so maybe he went and cleaned

up a bit

and this is a house that he has been

possibly

yeah or well possibly been bequeathed we

don't know

he's probably living in it squatter

pritchard says that the house ought to

be his

and that her mother promised it to him

even if that were true i probably

wouldn't bring it up so soon after her

death unless i had like a signed

contract to prove what i was saying well

and plus

why does he want it since everyone seems

to want to avoid the house

yeah like like if he probably just wants

to burn it to the ground yeah

if he should have just done that anyway

yeah if he lived in that house no one

would make deliveries to him no one

wanted to do yard work for him

everyone's like the house is what's

causing the problem the way he says that

it just sounds like he's trying to take

advantage of her

and uh i immediately suspected that this

was just going to be a movie about him

trying to beetlejuice her out of this

home

as she's exploring the house jane finds

a sewing room and just totally falls in

love with it

and then this is when she hears the

music box again like in the changeling

[Music]

she follows the sound to a nearby

bedroom doesn't question why the music

was playing before she got in there but

she puts the music box on her nightstand

and in the morning it has jumped back to

the dresser where she found it

she puts on some running shoes and she

steps out onto the porch

taps her stopwatch and starts doing some

stretches when the front door just slams

on its own

and it freaks her out but she

immediately comes to terms oh the door

closed okay anyway

she investigates for like half a second

before heading out on her jog

she is hit on by a couple of college age

guys

and this is shooter mcgavin and a friend

and she just kind of waves them away but

she's laughing about it she's

she's taking it in stride jane works

in her kitchen on something and then

someone from the phone company knocks on

her door

but he's not in uniform and he's wearing

sunglasses and a sailor's cap and a

really thick mustache

and right away she's acting like he's an

old friend of hers

it really confused me i thought that

maybe the phone company line was like an

inside joke between the two of them

until he actually starts working on the

phones

yeah i think that she just wanted the

phone connected yeah but

he looks like he's dennis quaid like

incognito

like he's trying to sneak in here and

they're gonna play a joke i thought this

was like someone else from the town

screwing with her or something

because he doesn't look like he's an

employee of a company

jane climbs a ladder to clean a window

on the

outside of an upstairs window and she

notices a person in the attic while

she's wiping the window clean

and she panics and falls backward for a

second but then the ladder swings back

to the house

and there's nobody in there now this

this actually freaked me out a little

bit not not the seeing a person but the

falling backwards on a ladder

because you know putting up christmas

lights up on the the second story roof

of my house

i'm always panicked when i'm just like

way up too high and it's like

okay if i start to fall i'm gonna what

am i gonna aim for i'm gonna i'm gonna

grab the

try to grab the roof just try to grab

the roof and dangle

and go dangle and scream those are your

choices

she heads out to the hardware store

where she picks up some supplies

and she asks the people staffing the

store for a recommendation of a handyman

the clerk says he doesn't know anyone

but his son blurts out oh how about beau

rehnquist dad

and he says well we don't know anyone

clearly doesn't want to help her he

doesn't want to involve anyone else

and the son says well rehnquist is about

a half mile down

in the big red house you should ask him

he's great he can do anything

the clerk which is the the boy's father

tries to rush her out of the store

but he refuses to take her credit card

she asks if

they can deliver the stuff to her aunt's

place you still gotta pay for it yeah it

was like

what difference does that make if i

don't take a credit card are you saying

you're going to have cash later so you

can pay for it when i get there

that is what she was saying but it was

it just seemed weird

that she's like oh well then just

deliver it when she explains where she

lives this is when the clerk and his

wife share this concerned look

so they were already being jerks to her

before they even knew that she lived in

her aunt's house

and this is 30 years later yeah like

this town really even remember what

happened is he just like this to

everybody maybe

but he says we don't deliver that far

and this is walking distance to the

house

the son asks the dad what his problem is

and he refuses to explain

for no reason to his son even when it's

just the three of them in the

store it's like wouldn't you want your

son to know

the reason that that you've decided not

to communicate with this person like

if devil worship house yeah if if the

point is that you think that he's gonna

get caught up in devil worship then

tell him to stay away from the house and

don't go to this woman something might

have been avoided later is what i'm

saying

as jane is loading her car outside a cop

pulls into the spot beside her

and it's jack denton the giant sheriff

[Laughter]

my note was damn he's a tall drink of

water

yeah it was he's like a foot and a half

taller than her

when i saw him step out of the car i was

like is this like a forced perspective

thing or is he actually

just huge and no he's just that big next

to her but uh i looked it up

i was trying to figure out what his

height was and the actor's name is

medflory

apparently he's also a celebrated jazz

saxophonist trish vanderveer is 5'4

and floria is 6'5 but i'd have guessed 6

inches taller probably because she's

like barefoot here

and he's wearing big police boots and

he's got a big hat on

the sheriff asks how long she's in town

and uh

if she's the one that he saw jogging

this morning he says

i'm not one to forget a pretty uh face

if you know what i mean she says she

knows exactly what he means

and she leaves for rehnquist's place

rehnquist claims not to know any houses

on old country road

and when she specifies that it's the

martin place even beau's animals are

pissed off about it

all the horses and sheep are like

[Music]

[Applause]

like frau blue curd yeah don't help this

person

and he suddenly says oh i'm too busy and

she's like well you just said he's like

yeah

i said i'm too busy sorry on the way

home that night

she notices the grill of the hearse this

is the first time

that i definitely recognized a like an

interesting looking grill

and she just lets it pass her and it

does

so it's not chasing her because it was

just trying to get around her apparently

the next day paul the kid from the

hardware store delivers her order

and he offers to do the handiwork since

mr rehnquist was not much help

paul tries to leave without the money

for the things that he delivered and

jane reminds him

and he says his dad would have killed

him if he didn't come back with money

i'd be dead

seriously dead not alive anymore

mr pritchard needs a few days on top of

the 30 years he's had to prepare

paperwork to hand over this property

yeah

well i guess because it's been in her

mother's name all this time her mom

inherited it 30 years ago and now

her mom died so she's getting it yeah

sheriff denton shows up

as she's leaving pritchard's office

after she leaves they drink a toast to

her just getting the hell out of town

because they don't like her

that night we have a pov through the

windows of her house

as a kitchen sink spits all over her

weird sounds are drawing her attention

downstairs where the pipes are shaking

violently

but she's walking around with a

flashlight pointed at the ceiling

following the pipes as they shake

and they stop just as she reaches this

lamp where the

there's a chain wrapped around the pipes

yeah and i thought this was supposed to

be a clue that someone's faking it

like they just wrapped a chain around it

and they were shaking the pipes on

purpose or you know like old pipes

can shake sometimes with the vibration

and they put a chain around it to

emphasize them no no or

in order to emphasize the noise oh okay

like so the pipe

they know the plumbing's bad so the

pipes will shake but putting a chain on

it

would make it yeah but it doesn't seem

like this is supposed to be a clue to

anything because she just

turns around and nonchalantly heads back

upstairs where she's immediately spooked

by father winston

ms hardy please oh she scared the hell

out of me i should probably take that as

a compliment

she recognizes him from a radio show

that he does

and suddenly he goes dark he gets really

creepy when she's talking about the

problems she's had with

other people in this town he says maybe

the country's not the right place for

you

and she's like okay anyway uh have a

good night

which is weird for later because he

seems to be the only like genuine ally

that she has in all this

yeah it's just it's just a weird moment

from him where he turns and feels creepy

and then the rest of the movie he's

he's a helper but i got a very parker

house

uh feeling from this movie oh yeah

totally

and i i thought it was going to turn out

that her aunt was like making

you know moonshine in the basement and

that's why everyone hated her and

but that's not what's going on going

through a chest later jane finds a bit

of jewelry

and she puts it on and she starts

reading a diary entry

about an upcoming wedding to a minister

and plans to leave

town the lights go out in the house

and then suddenly high beams are pouring

through the windows as the hearse pulls

up outside the house

doesn't do anything just the hearse is

there

we cut to the next day this movie cuts

to 12 hours later

a hundred times yeah it must have taken

place over two years because

it's ridiculous how often we go from day

to night the next day outside a liquor

store a little girl reluctantly speaks

with jane

mommy said i'm not supposed to talk to

you because your house is haunted and

you're a ghost

so this could have been a huge spoiler

and the movie would have been more

interesting but

she's not a ghost she's just a lady in a

cemetery she goes to find her aunt's

grave

and as she's clearing the headstone of

leaves she is surprised suddenly by a

man

in a uniform i thought it was a military

uniform but you were telling me it was

probably just this chauffeur yeah yeah

it's the same guy that we see multiple

times

right but this is the first time he's

dressed like a chauffeur yeah and he's

got a big scar down one of his eyes i

don't think this is the first i feel

like we've seen a flash

to him driving past her or something

maybe but yeah he's he's got a big

screwed up eye

cut to 12 hours later he's driving the

hearse head-on at jane's car

as she's heading back to the home at

night and she swerves off the road

to avoid him and gets stuck very quickly

there's another car here

and it's tom sullivan and he's here to

help her out but

i guess her car is so stuck that she

literally needs a ride in his car

so he takes her back to her house and

she notices a light that she hadn't left

on upstairs

and so she says will you walk with me to

the door and she goes upstairs

to check the light and

uh this guy that found her tom walks

into her living room and is

just like observing the the portrait of

her aunt or her fireplace

and he seems like hypnotized by it this

this picture we see it many times

i got i kept getting really confused by

this picture because it looks

just like her yeah it could be sure of

her i don't know if it is or not

that's my note here was probably trish

van diver but

i don't know like by the end of the

movie i was second guessing that even

yeah

because no idea we see visions of this

ant

in live action also and it could be

trish vanderveer i don't know because

it's so far away

it's hard to tell for sure well because

it's definitely her in

the coffin right later but i don't know

about this photograph

or when she's sitting in the attic later

tom offers to bring her back to her car

tomorrow

so just so that he'd have an opportunity

to see her again

and in the middle of the night there's a

there's a downpour

and she's sitting up and reading more of

her aunt's diary

she hears feet ascending the staircase

but it's not hers feet

she hears someone approaching her

bedroom door and she catches it did you

just say it's not

her's feet yeah the thing that's been

haunting her so far has been a hearse so

now it's apparently

a ghost thing she catches the door

before whoever can burst in

and says she has a gun

and then suddenly whatever's on the

other side of this door you hear

footsteps running away

and a window can be heard shattering so

someone

presumably alive and scared of guns was

on the other side of this door

yeah i'm assuming this is another

incident of pritchard

yeah it could be so many people it could

be but now i'm just imagining like the

cab from

who framed roger rabbit

maybe i don't know what happened we

never see the other side of the door

uh we cut to 12 hours later and uh

paul is fixing it and then he's mowing

the lawn and he's hammering he's doing a

lot of work

tom comes back with her car so i don't

know if he

parked his car at his house walked all

the way to her car

drove it here and now he's gonna walk

all the way back to his house

i think that's what's happening she

tells him she was

shook up by the intruder she had that

night and she

he asks her on a date so that night

12 hours later we get uh pov circling

the house

and this is the second time now that

we've had this pov

it's just looking through windows at her

in the house again but we get a really

cool moment

yeah oh my god i i had to rewind it like

a bunch of times

like what the heck is happening yeah so

the the pov

comes up on the front door which is just

it's like a rectangular frame for a

window

but there's probably not a window in

this door

and the camera is coming up on it like

it is a window

but then it passes through the window

into the house

and you see they like pull a filter out

of the camera yeah so they can switch to

the lighting for the

interiors but it's a cool moment because

it

feels very ghostly that you're just

passing through this window into the

house yeah you've crossed through the

membrane of the glass

yeah so this is clearly a ghost pov

because nobody else

in this film has been shown to have any

powers of

of passing through physical objects

yet or at all

we hear jane in the shower as the pov

starts to move upstairs

and it walks right up to the shower

curtain before backing away down the

hall

so that was just for us i guess it

doesn't have anything to do with her

it doesn't scare her uh jane slides the

shower curtain

open and gets dressed for her date she

hurries downstairs when she can hear tom

knocking at the door

and he enters with a bouquet of flowers

that he picked and he says

i picked these at my place

like he pauses for a moment i really

wanted like later in the movie for her

to be at the cemetery and notice like

the same kind of bouquet on someone

else's grave like

i just found these uh at the cemetery

um i also like that their dates to me

like it's like a date implies dinner

yeah or something i'm just gonna take

you out on a boat yeah

so he says he has a surprise for her and

the date is literally

in pitch black on a rowboat at night

why unless you're training a bunch of

fish to sing kiss the girl

like i don't know what the point of this

this trip was

it's scary this is the first time that

you've really got a chance to talk to

this guy

yeah let's get let me get you where you

cannot escape me yeah

and he doesn't tell her much about

himself but she fills him in completely

on her backstory and suddenly she

notices

on the shore of the lake that the grill

of the hearse has pulled up

and it's pointing headlights at them and

she freaks out a little bit so is this

the hearse

i think so why would the hearse be

following him

why does the hearse do anything in this

movie because

please explain it to me because i don't

understand the motivation of any

character in this movie

because i i i i hate to get into

spoilers but we're gonna because yeah

there's so many layers that peel back

that don't get explained

because he is the driver of the hearse

no right

yes yes they show they show it flip back

and forth between the two of them

yeah even though he's clearly not

they're two different actors

okay a he's not that actor and b

like we find out later who he is and he

wouldn't be the driver of the hers

he could have been i guess he could have

been i don't know based on what

pritchard says later i think he is later

doesn't make sense either

okay but if he is the driver of the hers

who's driving the car on the shore if

he's in the boat yes

that's what i'm saying so once again

his motivations are super unclear

because the hearse is trying to kill her

and he doesn't want to kill her i don't

think the hearse is trying very hard to

kill her if that's what it's doing

right it's just giving her love taps

it's never what is it trying to do then

i don't know just scare her i thought it

was trying to warn her i thought the

hearse was going to be the hero of the

story oh my gosh i don't understand

that would be an interesting turn the

hearse was the good guy and i was just

like no no get out

get out of here get out of this town i'm

trying to hurt my eye trying to protect

you

well because it like captures her we'll

get we're going to get to that

it's coming though is it

oh my god so much so many questions

uh she stands to point at the car tom

slowly rises behind her posed as if to

attack

it was really creepy like she stands up

and she's like there's a there's a

hearse over there and he's like slowly

climbing up behind her like he's like

i'm gonna get her and then he's like

i think i think you should sit down it's

probably kids and she sits down

and every time someone tells her that

she's imagining it she 100

agrees and goes completely back to

normal like resets to where she was at

the beginning of the movie

it's not like a building terror where

it's like she's getting more and more

upset over the course of the movie

every time someone's like oh you're just

crazy and she's like oh my god

you are right i am crazy she's like

sammy jenkins

yeah she is 100 she's just just like oh

you're right

back to back to back to one yeah like

nothing weird has happened for the

entire time

jane says that she wishes she could stay

here forever because apparently she

isn't put off by routine home invasion

and the palpable resentment of the

entire [ __ ] town

tom tells her that the only thing

permanent is love

which is a frozen two spoiler and also

not true

[Laughter]

i cannot get this stain out of my shirt

no matter what

uh she invites tom back for lunch the

next afternoon

so he leaves and she reads more of the

diary that night

her aunt has fallen in love with someone

named robert

and she loves him and fears him at the

same time and if he ever left she would

die

suddenly the windows blow up into the

house and she rises to fasten them

but doesn't seem spooked by the sound at

all

and then it happens again but the second

time she goes apeshit

at the window she's caught in the

headlights of the approaching hearse

and she just starts shouting out the

window

and she shouts to a driver that can't

possibly hear her from inside a car

downstairs

[Music]

the man with a scar in his face is

driving the car again

and he doesn't seem to react to her

screaming

she grabs something off the porch and

runs out of the house to

attack the car but then the car

backs up to the to where she's standing

and opens

and then as soon as she touches it she

looks back at the upstairs window of her

house and sees her aunt

inside smiling down at her is that her

aunt i thought this was the woman at the

church

no i think it's supposed to be your aunt

i think it's supposed to be her aunt

because i get

this woman in the church appears and

doesn't play any part at any time

but um also i i will say this this this

part genuinely

creeped me out yes totally at the church

you mean

well no well just just the the getting

into the car

oh yeah it was very weird because i have

dreams like that where like i can't stop

myself

like i'm from doing a thing yeah like

i'm being drawn against my will

into something but it also just her

movement

when she gets into the car like and it's

also very

poorly lit and probably not a great

transfer that we were watching yeah

but like it's almost as if she floats

into this back of the car and the door

closes

yeah and it closes right in front of her

face and she's like puts a hand on the

window like she's like i want to get out

but i'm

paralyzed by this inside the hearse we

see her like

banging on the walls on both sides of it

but she's not making any progress

obviously

it makes the sound very akin again to

the changeling of the kid banging on the

tub

yeah it's like a clanging like echoey

sound but then the back

opens and now the car is at the

lake manor chapel the small church where

the reverend works

or the minister works i don't know is

the reverend a minister or there's the

same thing

i don't know walking through the church

she sees a large number of

just completely silent worshipers

there's kind of a fog and a blue light

in the church she locks eyes with one

woman as she's walking towards the front

i don't know if this is supposed to be

her aunt or not

again this is the woman who i keep

thinking is her aunt because she keeps

appearing in the house

and in other scenes maybe maybe it is

her aunt then

i don't think they make it clear enough

but when she locks eyes with this woman

we hear the sound of a sword being

unsheathed

like someone avoiding humanoids just

dropped a shirt or something

the sound happens again and this time

with a look at an older gentleman

at the front of the congregation at the

head of the church she finds herself

in a coffin and suddenly

so there's two of her in this scene

she's looking at herself in a coffin

and her in a coffin opens its eyes

and sits up and laughs inaudibly

which is also this is a very creepy the

face she's making is very disturbing

when she's leaning up out of the coffin

jane

screams but we can't hear this either

she's it's a muted scream

and she turns to run away in slow motion

and she gets out of the church and into

the wilderness outside

in the woods she runs headlong into the

driver with the scar over his

eye she throws a hand over his mouth

and suddenly sees herself in the

backseat of the hearse again

banging on the windows and screaming

silently from inside like she can't get

out

this this looked very weird i actually

thought the audio cut out of the movie

at this point

it just didn't feel it didn't fit it

didn't it seemed

accidental yeah but after this uh her

pounding on the window trying to get out

of the back of the hearse again

she suddenly wakes up in bed and she

sits and cries in her bathroom for a

little bit

she takes some medicine to help her

sleep

cut to 12 hours later uh she's on the

phone with her friend

probably the one from the beginning that

works at the school with her but we

never really find out

but she says that she's apparently just

finished telling the story of her dream

and yet has to insist that it didn't

happen repeatedly even though

what she describes in her dream could

not have happened in real life

she mentions tom and that he's kind of

old-fashioned

after she hangs up she turns over a

child's drawing of a car going fast

and we get this musical sting implying

that this is important or means anything

and she just sets it back down and walks

away from it was

this the drawing that the kid gave her

at the beginning

i don't even remember oh yeah

at first well okay so the first time

around oh i saw this scene

i thought she drew it and now that

you're saying this i was like oh yeah

the kid gave her a drawing maybe it was

like foreshadowing

of all of this stuff that was gonna

happen that would be really weird

if that's what it was supposed to be i

guess it's possible where else did this

drawing come from

yeah i don't know but she holds it up

and she flips it over and it goes like

duh duh duh duh like makes like a weird

sound like oh my god look at this

drawing this

is yeah exactly

but she just flips it over and puts it

down like like she's lydia dietz not

noticing the maitlands doing something

insane like

she doesn't care at all what this

drawing is it doesn't like have any

it doesn't resonate with her and

back at the hardware store the two guys

who were calling jane

as she was exercising are now chastising

paul for not having slept with her yet

he tells them that she kissed him right

as she's walking into the store i don't

remember them

like her giving him a kiss before this

she gives him one later but

he might have been making this up he

gives her more stuff that she ordered

and she mentions that she won't need any

help today

but she uses two excuses at the same

time on accident

she says that she wants to take a nap

this afternoon

and that she'll have company over so

it's like are you just telling him that

you're gonna screw this guy at your

house

or what do you i don't understand why

you said i have company don't come over

and i'm gonna be asleep don't come over

in the early afternoon but she stops by

the chapel

and she sees the reverend talking to the

woman from her dream outside

and he explains it away and just informs

her that oh

that locket you're wearing it looks

really nice where did you get it and she

says oh i found it in

the attic and he's like it's satanic you

should probably put it away

if if you weren't doing that on purpose

you're not in league with the devil are

you

and she just like laughs like no i'm

glad you told me thank you

as she starts her car to leave the woman

in the church pulls open the chapel

curtains and just

creepily watches her drive away if this

is her aunt

it's weird that she's in so tight with

the

reverend no i think two different two

different women yeah

right but that's what we were saying is

like is this supposed to be the aunt or

not

no no the one in the church is a

different woman the one that keeps

appearing in her house

is her aunt yes we were arguing that

maybe it could be the same actress

before

we don't we can't tell because i can't

tell the difference between the women in

the attic

or i can't i can't tell if there's

supposed to be a difference between the

woman in the attic and the woman in the

picture

like i'm pretty sure that's supposed to

be her aunt but i don't know

jane sits at her dinner table with tom

and she tells him about all the bizarre

happenings

he encourages her to keep the locket

because it's a beautiful heirloom and

not because he loves satan

he asks her a second or third time to

consider staying in town

and a second or third time she says that

she might

jane is now in a robe carrying towels

through the house

presumably tom left at some point none

of these scenes actually have the chance

to end

but he's not here and she's startled by

pritchard

who apparently just let himself in and

was sitting in her living room

they argue for a bit about him being a

dick and her wanting to know what the

hell is going on

and he says i know what your aunt did

here

and she's like okay you can

elaborate if you want and then he says

you don't seem to be surprised at what

i'm going to say

which is not how surprises work you

don't get surprised about a thing that

you haven't heard

i haven't heard yet yeah but he says you

don't seem to be surprised

at what i'm about to say but a surprise

happens after a thing not before it

is he literally mad that when he said

that he knows what her aunt did she

didn't go

uh what what did my aunt how could you

possibly know what my aunt did

because she doesn't know either so why

would she be surprised by that

but then he says she was a devil

worshiper and she's like oh yeah

i knew that like that's not a surprise

to her at all

somehow nobody in the town knows how she

died

but they all know that she did die and

that there was an

accident afterwards and she's like oh

yeah

i heard about the accident as a child

and it seems that

the words the accident are literally all

that she heard because she's shocked to

learn that

the hearse carrying her aunt's body

apparently drove off the blackford

bridge

and auntie got a free cremation that the

hearst driver and the body both

vanished in the explosion that they

found metal but there was no sign of

even the coffin that she was in before

and pritchard suggests that the devil

took their bodies down to hell

and she accuses him of trying to spook

her with the old hearse and kicks him

out of the house

he tells her that she's beginning to

imagine things and he leaves

that night she hears what sounds like a

metal plate falling to the floor

upstairs and she moves to investigate it

she finds a room where there's a breeze

coming in because the window is open

and it's just banging around some stuff

that's hanging by the window

she picks up the diary again because she

gave up on sleeping

and when she gets back to the bed she's

terrified to find the hearse driver

sitting in her bed

somehow she didn't notice him until she

had already sat down next to him

this next set of shots is so dark

that it's really hard to even tell

what's happening i'm pretty sure

that it's the driver but it could be tom

or it could be a corpse i don't know

what's sitting next to her in the bed

she moves to hide in a closet where the

driver

is there again i think it's the driver

every time he and he surprises her

from behind and then she closes the door

to the hallway

to stop and catch her breath and then a

hand bursts through a jack torrance

style

and grabs her around the neck so this

person is everywhere and

seems to have impossible strength she

struggles for a moment

with this home invader in her kitchen

before she runs back out into the

wilderness which is one of her go-to

moves is to just run into the woods

she gets to her car and she gets it

started and immediately notices that the

hearse is following her

she comes getting up to a diner that we

haven't been to yet

and she frantically asks for help from

the owner and the sheriff who are both

inside

i mean it's it's open it's operating

hours there's a bunch of people inside

and so you would think she would be safe

here especially with the sheriff

but uh he keeps attributing all of her

problems to her being a city woman

and having city woman ways these city

women are god damn

crazy i know that so she decides to go

back

out to her car to where the stalker is

chasing her with a vehicle

the stalker reaches for her driver's

side window she peels away from this

attacker

and we see his long shadow cast across

the parking lot

she has now left the sheriff and heads

to the

equally disinterested chapel for help

the next morning

she realizes that she passed out in her

car when the reverend is knocking on the

window to wake her up in the morning

she brings the reverend back to her

house to survey the scene

and miraculously the punch hole in the

door has been sealed

this kind of feels like peter venkman

with uh

with dana barrett like look at all the

junk food no this wasn't here none of

this was here there was a temple in

monsters and flames and i heard a voice

say zuul

she starts crying that she isn't crazy

and the reverend insists

that it was a nightmare what i see here

jane is nothing so much out of the

ordinary and exactly what i expected to

see

he had a nightmare induced by all that

talk of the occult in the diary

i'm not crazy

he he actually gives her really good

advice

like this is where i started to come

around on the reverend yeah because

he's just like describing like

situations and

he says you need to take care of

yourself and he says look to yourself

then look to god yeah uh and i was like

oh this is

this is actually like a kind moment

perhaps i have misinterpreted

his odd minister ways well they

introduced him very poorly though if he

was supposed to be an ally

because he says a lot of weird creepy

intimidating things on that first night

paul arrives just as the reverend is

stepping out he brought her a flower

she gets it into some water and she says

you can't possibly know what this means

to me

then she dares him to finish fixing her

roof today

like a parent would dare a child to get

their shoes on

in the next 10 seconds the guys

that have been teasing paul catch him

somewhere in town

and ask if he's had sex with jane yet

jane prepares for a dinner date

at night when suddenly the lights go out

and she says oh my god and then she

lights candles and walks around the

house to investigate

she resets the circuit breaker and

nothing is fixed when suddenly she sees

a foot

of someone else in the room she has a

candle very close to the floor and

suddenly a foot steps right next to her

and she looks up oh it's tom another

polite misunderstanding

that is for some reason not traumatic at

all they

sit and eat dinner by candlelight and

after dinner she reads some excerpts of

the diary to tom

he asks what she thinks of immortality

and she thinks that he's

mocking her but suddenly the window

explodes into the room

again the two of them rush outside

and tom shouts at a pair of kids who

have apparently broken the window

and now called jane a witch so we have

pritchard

and paul and these kids and the reverend

and all these other people who hate her

and we have no idea who's doing anything

and it turns out it's a combination of

all of them

and i am on the ground of i don't think

the reverend hates her i think he's just

odd yeah that's probably true

because he comes in one last time yes

but after the kids call

jane a witch here she makes this weird

witchy grunt and gesture to scare them

away

[Music]

oh no which

she and tom arrange a dinner date for

tomorrow

apparently this isn't going anywhere

tonight it's starting to feel like rough

cut

it's just too attractive people making

the same dinner date over and over again

with no foreseeable story cluttering

things up

suddenly they have sex it's the same 15

second piano score is playing over and

over and over

as the two of them are having sex in her

room and uh the next morning though she

is alone

paul shows up and he asks how the night

went

and he asks if tom stayed the night and

she says i don't think that's any of

your business paul

it seems like she won that bet about

finishing the roof yesterday

because paul's still here he invites her

to a movie date

and he's very angry to learn that she is

seeing tom again

and won't go on a date with him and he

breaks

what he calls a vase it's like a tiny

little piece of glass

jeez that's it

oh damn it he like punches the dinner

table and knocks it over and it breaks

and he says i'm sorry i broke your vase

and she says look it's fine

you just gotta get some time to yourself

you got to step away from me for a while

you're too young for me and then she

says where were you when i was 16 years

old never mind don't answer that i don't

want to know

but to answer the question the actor

playing paul is actually 21

not 16 but he still wasn't born when

trish vanderbilt was 16.

uh trish goes to bother pritchard at his

office

but he says he's too busy and she hands

him

a bunch of paperwork and says that she's

going to be staying in town

and he's very pissed off about it he

says that he talked to paul

and he found out that she's been seeing

someone named tom

and i'm not clear if he thinks he can

blackmail her with

the information that she's dating a

person that she's a single woman dating

a person

how dare you uh she tells him that her

personal life is none of his business

and that he should climb into his own

hearse and drop dead

as she walks out he phones someone but i

have no idea who

if we never find out the brick salesman

so we can buy some bricks

oh there you go to throw through the

window rick's rs

tom stands her up on her next date she

tries to call a couple local directories

on the phone

and can't find any information for him

so

here my next note is tired of taking

these notes it's the same [ __ ]

happening over and over again

she's on the phone talking to someone

who cares we get a pov

outside of someone watching her again

who cares the phone line is cut

and the music seems to think that that's

very exciting

[Music]

another stupid window breaks

and then another one breaks

she goes outside again it turns out this

time

that drunk pritchard is doing it with a

crowbar

he's just smacking windows and breaking

parts of her house

because he just wants her to get out of

town and she's not leaving on her own

but she doesn't see him doing this she

just no she runs away

yeah after she runs away apparently he

didn't drive here he walked here

because he's trying to just flag down a

ride on the road

and the hearse comes up and crashes into

him and kills him

but i like that jane

like his bad choice of words i like that

she is

freaked out again by windows breaking

again thinking it's

possibly supernatural when she we've

already established that it was some

kids before

she's so scared that she drives away

yeah that her panic response of

everything is to drive away

yeah so this is again where i'm

questioning the motivation of this

hearse

what what is it what is its goal the

hearse is being driven by

a satanist who wants to lure other

people into satanism

i think that's the closest thing i can

get to okay i feel like that's a stretch

i

i think we're reading into things

because i don't know that i agree

that tom is driving the hearse to begin

with

well we're gonna get to that in just a

moment all right

paul leaves i didn't get your message

flowers on the porch

uh because he still thinks he's got a

chance with this lady

and then he wanders into the house

looking for her he doesn't knock or

anything he just

opens the door and goes inside and he

starts shouting her name like hey where

are you

i want to talk to you right now but as

he gets like three or four steps up the

staircase

he suddenly turns around and we push

into a freeze frame of his surprised

face

as he screams and is hopefully killed

jane drives out to tom's cabin

and she the doors just open

she walks right in the place is

completely abandoned has been for a long

time

i'm not sure how she even found this

place but uh

yeah i i don't i i couldn't remember

him saying where he lived or them ever

going

to a location but there's so many scenes

that we don't finish with the two

of them though yeah it could be anywhere

but she finds flowers and a picture of

tom with her aunt maybe

in a frame again i can't tell the woman

is very nondescript

outside the cabin she finds his

headstone and realizes she's been

fraternizing with a ghost

but pritchard has already said they

don't know what happened to him

right but you can still have a headstone

yes but but who would care who who cared

enough

to put it build a heads by headstock

maybe his family

but is he a ghost i i think that he's

the devil

i don't think he's a devil i think he's

a satanist but i thought he traded for

he

he tried to be immortal i thought that

he made his soul to be

immortal i agree that's what i was a

physical person as a physical person

which what bothers me then in that case

why is this house abandoned like i get

that he supposedly died a long time ago

but wouldn't he still be living here

yeah that's what i was wondering but uh

i mean is it too suspicious if someone

else comes to the house and they're like

the guy who lived here is dead that he

shouldn't have all this stuff like

who just vacuumed in here guess he's

living out of his car

yeah well that's what i'm saying like

there seems to be an operational limit

to the spirit because shouldn't he have

come for her earlier

no he just maybe part of the rule is

that he can't leave town yeah

i guess that's maybe part of part of the

devil's

deal was like you got to stay here this

is hell

this is the flow blackford is hell i

still have a question though that we'll

get to

i guess later but yeah the headstone

says robert thomas

morrison or whatever sullivan sullivan

so robert from the diary is the same

person as the tom that she's been dating

she goes home and she explores her house

she's calling for paul because she found

the flowers outside

and she starts to pack up a suitcase

because i think she's finally given up

on blackford but here she hears the

hearse pull up again who cares

tom gets out and she hears that same

metal and sheathing sound

[Music]

and she grabs a knife as she's exploring

her house in search of

someone she's approaching the sound of

running water in the bathroom

and she pulls the curtain open to find

pritchard hanging in the shower

like after they hit him with the hearse

they they hanged they hung him from the

shower head by his own tie

and she has no reaction to that right

she's just like oh

that's not right i don't know what i

thought was going to be in here

uh anyway he's making another

beetlejuice reference

it's like when alec baldwin yeah exactly

he's just like pushing him to the side

to look at the clothes in the closet

they don't like the colors

suddenly tom is halfway up the stairs

and

she's instantly frightened of him she's

backing away

explaining that there is no tom only

robert

she tries to hide behind the door to the

closet and she notices that paul's

corpse is in this closet

and this one she's upset about she

breaks down when she finds this body

not the child tom breaks through the

window and the door to this closet

because every door in this movie has a

window in it and marvin winston has a

vision

of jade in peril yeah he just looks up

and goes

jane yeah and then he rushes to the

to the place jane rushes back down the

stairs

and crashes into tom at the bottom of

them even though she passed him at the

top of the stairs

and this happens over and over all

around the house everywhere she runs

she crashes headlong into him and

finally the reverend pulls up to the

house and jane tells tom this isn't

possible

and he says what if i could offer you

immortality

outside the reverend is basically trying

to exercise the house yeah he

like he casts an incantation and blows

the door off the house

yeah it looks really cool it like blasts

into pieces

because it it goes straight into the

house and crashes into the

the staircase and just explodes jane

runs back out to her car again

maybe even the same take we've seen

three or four times already

and uh she notices headlights in pursuit

again and the mom and the hearse

yeah and the reference says you can't

fight him alone

like right he like he he offers to help

yeah and this is where we get

the scarface driver of the hearse

driving

but then he morphs into tom it's

cross-cutting

no i i know that but are they

like i don't understand what that means

i i

the only thing i can come to is that

it's literally cross-cutting to show you

these two characters were the same

person the whole time isn't that

mind-blowing but they're not the same

actor

right and i don't like just

when he gets immortality did he get a

new face like but so when's

going on here that's possible i didn't

consider that but

when the hearse crashed earlier he was

basically posing as the hearst driver

so that he and her aunt

could escape with their lives

from this crash so they could live

together on their own

but are you saying the aunt wasn't dead

yes but i don't know where she is

that's part of what bothers me but she

is dead and i thought the whole point of

this was that he was trying to replace

her because she wasn't strong enough

because he says that at one point like

she wasn't strong enough

i think that she died in some sort of

ritual

that they were trying because they were

trying to do the same ritual that they

did on him that that got him

eternal life on her she's like i'm gonna

do

i'm gonna do what he says and he's like

she wasn't strong enough so she didn't

survive so now he wants somebody

else to be that person for him but they

said that her body disappeared from the

crash site

also where did that body go

the devil took her but didn't the devil

take both of them that's what pritchard

said

i think the devil took her and that

hurst driver but i don't think that tom

was the hearse driver

he was he definitely was it doesn't make

any sense but he definitely was

according to the people who made this

movie and apparently it's really easy to

kill a ghost

because all you have to do is blow them

up yeah there you go

as they're in another chase another car

chase

the hearse gives her car a little love

tap he swerves into her a few times

from alongside her and eventually he

knocks her off the road

but she decides that this is her chance

and she's going to ram the hearse off

the side of the road

so she rams at full speed and it just

bursts into flames

right as it's about to fly over a cliff

face but just before she hits the car

tom is looking out the window and smiles

like this is exactly what i wanted

yeah and then the car explodes and falls

off a cliff and explodes again

[Music]

back at home a light turns on in the

attic to reveal that the ant is waiting

for someone

and then it turns off again that's the

end of the film the end

what is happening in this movie where'd

the reverend go

did like i i did a screen grab

they're clearly do two different act

actresses but this is the ant in the

window at the end

and this is the woman looking out the

window

okay so those are definitely two

different people yeah it's two i don't

know where the ant went

that bothers me i don't know where the

reverend went i don't know why everyone

in town hates her

i don't know why the hearse is chasing

her or anyone

why do they want to kill anyone why did

it seem like tom wanted to get knocked

off the cliff

why would he have an alter ego of a

driver

what was the purpose of taking her to

the church like

in the dream who was the creepy woman in

the church who was a creepy woman in the

church

does she go back to san francisco after

this or does she stay

in town to face the murder charges

of all the people she definitely killed

there's two dead bodies in her house

someone's gonna ask like you say a car

did this

it's okay yeah what there's a dead man

hanging in your

uh in your bathroom you care to explain

this oh i didn't do that he got hit by a

car

that's why he's hanging in a shower

well uh your car's pretty screwed up

you sure maybe you didn't hit him no no

no uh an invisible hearse hit him

i knocked it off a cliff it's over there

there's nothing here there's there's no

car here talk to the reverend he knows

what's up

the reverend vanished where is the

reverend barry

tell us what happened where's our son

the one who we warned against coming to

visit you

that you broke up with earlier today

okay so i'm gonna say this

is tom a ghost no no he's a lot mortal

okay he survived that car exploding i'm

confident

okay so then is the ant a ghost

inside the house yes i think the aunt

is alive inside the house but immortal

like tom

yes i don't think so i swear there's a

line in there that said that she wasn't

strong enough

so i feel like she did die i thought

when he said that she wasn't strong

enough that he meant that she

he didn't she didn't want to stay with

him

like their relationship didn't survive

this transition and that's why the ant's

trying to kill her and like because he's

like he's like i'm gonna find someone

new

miss i'm tired of your somebody who

wants to

devil wars there are so many scenes that

could have been replaced with answers to

these questions oh but all of the stuff

in the diary points to her

going along with this right but she also

thought she was going to get to leave

town

and that they were going to be happily

married somewhere but it turned out they

were

doomed to blackford forever

based on that rule we made up who knows

well because

because this is the aunt so that means

that her her mother is the sister

presumably

yeah well the sister was never drawn

into this

yeah never drawn into this why go after

the sister or the niece why not just

pick any other random woman in town

[Music]

this guy could have seduced any of the

women we saw in this whole town and

and there was i mean obviously we had

the scene with a therapist but there was

another scene where jane is like

sobbing uncontrollably and saying it's

happening all over again

yeah like she had some other like

breakdown oh i thought she was just

literally crying about how the film the

scene was being directed

what has been happening for the last 30

years

apparently nothing and just but

everyone's still terrified of the house

even though nothing's happened in 30

years

who was the who was the the was the

preacher

in the dream sequence the the guy she

was the aunt was supposed to marry

was it the same minister it was

definitely not the same minister

it was definitely definitely not was tom

the minister

no no it was like a different old guy

but i'm wondering if that was supposed

to be

the minister that the aunt was supposed

to marry

i'm so confused and would would she have

gotten

an actual funeral if she was a

witch i don't know i don't understand

how this movie

it was like two hours long and we didn't

answer

any questions yeah

it's a mess this was directed by george

bowers

incredibly he has mostly editing credits

including money train the good son and

from hell

yeah also a league of their own shoot to

kill from the producer of brubaker and

galaxina

also buckaroo bonsai how stella got her

groove back and deuce bigelow male

gigolo

so an eclectic mix writer william blyke

or

bleich wrote nine episodes of the late

1990s poltergeist television series

the idea here came from mark tenser the

only credit i could find from him was a

movie called

coach about a small town who hires a

basketball coach named randy sight

unseen but

it's a woman and uh he is also a

producer for this film

trish vanderveer was jane hardy she's

the wife of george c scott we just had

her in the changeling with him

this is one of her rare appearances

without him in this time period

joseph cotton was walter pritchard he

was in the third man

he's jedediah leland and citizen kane

he's william simonson

and soylent green great old main

character actor

and he replaced who did i say martin

lando yeah

david gautreaux who played tom sullivan

his only other interesting credit was he

was

commander branch in the first star trek

movie okay

the motion picture i mean yeah i mean uh

there's a lot of officers

there's a yeah big he's the one that

looks like a satanist

donald hatton played reverend winston

here he was dr lowell in a movie called

the china syndrome that richard has not

seen he was also general tied and dances

with wolves

medflory the giant saxophonist that i

mentioned before was

sheriff denton he plays warzewski in the

original nutty professor

and he's also in a lot of western shows

like the virginian

uh rawhide the theme for which was

bounty law

yeah but he was in rawhide and they

performed the theme in the blues

brothers movie that came out the same

day as this movie

he was also on maverick donald petry

played luke

he was the director of mystic pizza

grumpy old men miss congeniality

richie rich my favorite martian he's

also a

csun alumni and his first ever directing

credit was for trumbo's world yeah

which is a classic macgyver episode

about killer ants

christopher mcdonald was pete here pete

and luke are the two

guys that are hitting on jane and giving

paul [ __ ] about not sleeping with her

christopher mcdonald played shooter

mcgavin

in happy gilmore he's also jack berry in

the quiz show

and travis cole in dirty work which is

one of my favorite roles from him

perry lang played paul gordon he's a

director in his own right he just

directed a movie called an interview

with god

with david strathearn that's one of

those uh faith-based movies

i think you caught me watching it the

other day because for some reason i

enjoy watching those movies from time to

time and it's just amusing he also has a

lot of tv direction mostly

weeds recently he did a lot of episodes

of weeds

he also plays kelly in alligator later

this year

fred franklin was mr gordon that's the

guy who

runs the hardware store he was ashcroft

and the fog

earlier this year i could not remember

who ashcroft was

and he's also back later this year in

the kidnapping of the president

chuck mitchell played the counterman

that's the guy who

is running the diner and that is the guy

who plays porky and the porky series

okay uh and he's also the pornographer

from donates of the phone another

crown international picture tanya bowers

plays the school girl

outside of the store that wasn't

supposed to talk to

our lead jane here presumably the

daughter of director george bowers

i have one correction to make sure this

film is actually

an hour and 40 minutes long it just

feels like two hours

is it really yeah i had to watch it in

like four sittings

it just took me forever every time i

watched like 15 minutes it's like this

movie's gotta be almost over right it's

like ah

well that's the other thing that was

frustrating for me on it on a note by

note basis

is that so little is happening but so

many things are happening

so it was always like oh the sink is

squirting water on her and now we're

back outside and now she's going

upstairs and she's closing a door

and it's like none of it matters but so

many things happened

it's very frustrating to keep track of

yeah

so patrick up or down this is a big down

it's a down i i'm just so confused

this is the worst horror film we've had

all year round the worst

yes no i disagree with that completely

what horror film would you put below

this um i would put

all of them below this one pretty much

you would put the fog below this

is that a horror film yes i don't know

if i would consider the hog

the hagga horror film fog a horror is

this a horror film

they're both about ghosts chasing people

okay all right

well i would definitely put don't go

into the house to all good night

death ship you would put death [ __ ]

below this i would rather watch any of

those movies than this one again yeah

wow you really liked this movie those

are all really low on my

list yeah but this deserves to be below

them

that's crazy to me i would put effects

below this but i know you have a weird

fondness for that i like defects effects

don't answer the part messages way down

at the bottom of my list

yeah this goes below that also i i would

rather watch this and don't answer

where's this going on your list we we

all agreed that it's a down

i'm going to put this between to all a

good night and death ship

it's well a good night and death ship

okay jess

oof um you know i think i'm gonna put

this

above the children but below the

privatize

okay i am putting this

above up the academy and below the happy

hooker goes hollywood which is

fifth from the bottom of my list this

movie was awful

i wouldn't put my worst enemy through

because nothing redeeming happens and

there's nothing interesting to it and

that's all there is i think that's

everything for this one

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