we're on a mission from god wendy so i got that going darling looks like i picked the wrong way to quit sniffing blue light of my life we enjoy your films i thought they smelled bad on the outside [Music] welcome to vintage video where we're re-watching the 80s so you don't have to we'll be reviewing every major film release of the 1980s in real time over analyzing what you've seen and spoiling what you haven't i'm patrick o'reilly i'm jessie bayless and i'm richard wells and today marks the 40th anniversary of the release of herbie goes bananas on june 25th 1980 it was written by don tate with characters by gordon buford from his book car boy girl directed by vincent mcaveedy and released by buena vista distribution is that a children's book kind of in 1961 gordon buford's novel car boy girl was published and lead actor at the time dean jones wanted to adapt it for film he wanted it to be a straightforward racing movie about the first sports car but walt disney himself was set on something else the first herbie movie was the last thing that walt himself had a hand in developing starting with the title of the novel car boy girl the film later passed through various equally bad titles including the magic volksy the runaway wagon beetle bomb wonder beetle bug boom and thunderbug which i actually hate the least before settling on the love bug which i hate the second least but it came out in 1966 two years after walt died so you got the love bug it was the 60s you got to do it uh the first film follows what is now a well-worn trope a magical anthropomorphic car chooses a down on his luck guy actor dean jones in this case has its driver is it anthropomorphic yes i would say it is uh it tricks him into a relationship and they beat a jerk in a race and this is what the franchise would become about so the first movie was just called the love bug and these are some notes that i made while watching it recently they reminded me of one of the sequels herbie spurts oil all over the foot of peter thorndike played by david tomlinson this happens repeatedly over the course of the franchise but the first time it happened was here in this movie we're still talking about the first one yes the love bug 36 minutes into the movie thorndyke says i tell you there's more going on here than meets the eyes we're going to get to sequels that aren't official sequels later the second film makes slightly less sense the whole cast left so we have the ant of the driver's mechanic watching her that's true herbie does have an imdb page for some reason uh herbie is protecting this woman from an evil land developer played by kanan nguyen and he ends up being really the only interesting person in the movie not only does herbie being a car play no important part in the plot because there's no racing but also random things in her house are also alive too and that also plays very little part in the film do any of the movies go into any lore about no but i want to do that prequel where you over explain it like to death wouldn't that be great no no yeah you're right that wouldn't be good in the second movie at one point in the film keenan wynn says that he is being driven bananas which reminded me of this film and uh he also steals herbie at one point and brags to himself out loud about it before reminding himself except a six-year-old kid could steal this one cylinder hair dryer maybe foreshadowing if the child's stealing it later uh the third film herbie goes to monte carlo goes back to the roots as dean jones returns to drive buddy hackett the first film's mechanic is replaced here with don knotts and herbie's entered in the trans-france race in monte carlo but falls in love with the girl car during the race and some jewel thieves try to use herbie to smuggle their goods out of the country that brings us to this installment and i'll cover some sequels later we start here with establishing shots of a bus moving along an oceanside road in puerto vallarta it looks like everyone's sitting on the same side of the bus so it looks full for the aerial footage the bus pulls up to a bunch of street shops on the beach and outsteps a young seth macfarlane named pete it's not seth macfarlane but he looks like a young seth macfarlane and he's followed by his he looks a lot like seth macfarlane we all agree and he's followed by his nerdier sidekick named dj uh the two of them share some things that they already know back and forth about how they are here to collect a car that pete inherited and that pete is carrying all of the money that they need for the storage fee a young pickpocket named paco hears this last bit about money and wraps up a shoeshine ahead of schedule to follow them out of the scene he offers them a shine and when they shoot him off he offers to show them yeah he offers to show them a good time show you plenty good time and they tell him that it isn't in the budget i'm not sure what he's pitching here you sure also seem to know exactly what he means yeah yeah you say he offers to show them a good time out of context sounds really weird but that's what it sounded like in the context of the film is he gonna take him to a strip club or something yes it's puerto vallarta yeah okay he offers to escort them to the storage place where they plan to pick up the car he gets them close and just recites the last few turns before they part ways and then he ducks behind like a concrete barrier and instead of what i thought was gonna happen pulling out the wallet and checking and see what he what he just won instead he just snaps his fingers on both hands and points into the camera with a big smile and then continues running so he's just celebrating his his theft uh we cut inside an office with a balcony on the water where prindle is looking into a viewfinder type thing at a film strip with a map to an undiscovered incan temple with supposed buried treasure or incan treasure maybe not very just just the whole city would be a treasure but he's smart enough to know that there's untouched gold and artifacts there that he can right plunder so basically some oil prospecting planes were flying over the jungle and spotted this temple in this south american jungle and the location of the temple suggests the presence of pre-columbian artifacts as well as gold so they could make a lot of money off of what they find here the finder just wants cash because stealing artifacts is a headache and it's trouble if you're caught with them because they're considered national treasures by the local government so unless it's indiana jones doing the stealing then uh then it's just plain old archaeology but for these guys it would be theft pete and dj collect the bug from the storage yard and the guy checking it out says mr douglas pete's uncle told them that this car won the monte carlo grand prix which i can confirm it did do that seems like based on its reputation they were expecting a sports car that they could enter in races so they're kind of upset to see that it's a volkswagen bug but how did it get to puerto vallarta it could have swam there for all we know it does all sorts of weird stuff yeah we do prove that it can do that maybe it was already in a south american race somewhere who knows when the time comes to pay dj realizes that his pocket has been picked and they ask the guy at the storage yard if they can take their own property for a test drive like they might just leave it there i don't understand well i mean technically i mean they would still need to pay him for the storage fee yeah but the guy says fine because it's his first day or he hates money or something well also i do like how quickly uh uh pete is able to pick up that dj doesn't have the money and just comes up with his play on the fly yeah like the moment he sees cj panic he just goes damn yeah the temple raiders step out of their hotel in need of a cab and paco offers to hail one for them or carry their luggage or whatever and prindle just shoves the kid hard into his associate shepard while their third member the relatively silent partner quinn goes to flag them a cab shepard literally kicks paco into the street as cars are going by oh my god this one card doesn't look like it was going to stop or didn't know it was supposed to stop for the kid and uh he just rises and runs between them very narrowly avoiding getting smashed i'm sure these are all like stunt drivers but it seems super dangerous to watch this kid dodging through traffic like that this time he shows off a bit juggling the wallet that he snagged before making it around a corner he sits and he sorts through it out in the open and he also still has dj's wallet so pete and dj having confirmed that this kid took the wallet are now driving around just looking for him up and down roads and just by sheer coincidence they they see him and not even all of him just his leg is sticking out from behind some boxes i know that leg yeah and he's like i'd know that leg anywhere i was eyeing it real good definitely aren't any other small boys in puerto vallarta nope this is the only kid uh so they approach him stealthily but the kid hears herbie's doors creak and runs for it and a chase ensues so they run through a nearby house and end up back at the bug where paco's just hiding on the other side of the car and they split up to check either direction down the street paco squats in front of herbie's trunk which is in the front of these vw bugs when the bad guys finally get a cab shepard offers prindle a number to reach him at and realizes his wallet's been snagged and so has the film strip that was going to lead them to this treasure even though they've been following him on foot until just a minute ago dj is tired of running around and assumes the kid has skipped town already somehow they notice him across the street and grab him just as he's about to drop their wallet into a mailbox which is really nice of them yeah i i thought because he only took a little bit of money like he didn't take all of it he he just took a little bit and then he was gonna put the wallet in the mail he's like well that's what you do with a lost wallet yeah but it's not a lost wallet per se but yeah they they would conceivably get it back if he put it in there but here they're able to get the wallet and the money back from the kid but when they're yanking it away from him dj says grab loose of that which is just a weird phrase it feels old-fashioned to me but i think that's what people would say when they're trying to get it back from him he says grab loose of that pete offers to spank the kid which is wrong on a few levels weird that he's still so angry even though they got everything back and also that he thought you're allowed to discipline other people's kids or that anyone should ever be allowed to pants a child in public paco leans back against the mailbox and flips through the other wallet which he successfully ditches into the mailbox because there are two of them i suspected one would wait with the mailbox and the other one would chase the kid but they ditched the wallet and just chased the kid because they think he took the film strip but they don't they don't know that it's not in there right but he the kid might have taken it out so they go after the kid again the kid is very nearly struck by i think the same vehicle as before uh the stunt driver might have had a favorite background car this car had it in for this kid yeah yeah he's just he's been ripped off too many times he's like i'm just gonna drive her so anthropomorphic and he's got another yeah there's no driver in it uh it seems like the bad guys have la policia on their side and suddenly 15 cop cars are also in pursuit uh paco squats again beside herbie but then he sneaks away behind a large woman walking with laundry bags when the cops interview the staff of the store that he disappeared into they say they haven't seen him as he's peeking out of this woven basket near the door of the shop so this woman seems to be playing along and letting him hide in her store outside the shop herbie opens his mouth demanding a new child sacrifice and paco obliges herbie tears off down the street sometimes at a 45 degree angle on his back wheels and blasts past the bad guys after they noticed the kid was hiding bouncing around in there yeah i feel like he's definitely concussed at the very least kirby used his tongue to suppress him oh there you go i forgot this car clearly has a tongue push the kids on the roof of your mouth car mouth well i see like like that's what was really creepy in the second kirby kirby herbie movie is kirby definitely has a tongue yeah uh is when keenan wynn is having that bad dream about all the different bugs chasing him yeah the nightmare sequence they all have the mouse but they all making like growling dog noises there's a pretty dark scene in every version of this movie yeah like that that burned in my head as a kid because like this is actually really frightening yeah a cop helps the bad guys retrieve their wallet but it turns out yes the film strip is gone then we move to the sun princess which is just pulling out of dock the car is being lifted onto the deck of this cruise ship in a big net like a cargo net and uh cargo net cargo uh a map painting slowly floats away as the bad guys pull up um they intend to intercept the ship at its first stop in panama captain blyth regales dinner guests on the cruise ship about a time that he and his crew attacked another ship and raped their captors wait what he's using a weird pirate voice and telling them about the time that they stormed aboard another ship and this is what he says well the booty was taken aboard the man of war and the enemy vessel skunk the women were then turned over to the crew the select one is going to the officers naturally the winches were escorted below and believe me there was no poetry or by your leave or how lovely you looked tonight adam once got to the back of his hand in oh jesus that is what he's saying right it's a disney movie yeah it actually gets worse yeah uh i expected this character to be more of a villain than he ended up by the end of the film but uh aunt louise hears this from a neighboring table and seems intrigued by his bravado uh captain blyth finishes the story about murdering a boat full of people in what feels like a pre-will feral will ferrell impression he stabs a candle off of a centerpiece to light a woman's cigarette and then gets back to the carnage where was i well the deck was awash with blood we cut to the other table where aunt louise and melissa are perusing their menus and louise tells melissa that she would like that captain on a bed of roses pete and gj are seated at the table with them and immediately louise is trying to set melissa up with pete melissa uses the excuse that she has to study for her doctorate to avoid pairing up with him for this vacation now uh when pete and dj first enter the maitre d of sorts of the restaurant signals her and she kind of like nods like to louise yeah oh i didn't care and i'm wondering if like she said to him like if any two handsome young gentlemen yeah send them my way that is entirely possible it sounds like something she'd do but melissa here is studying latin american cultures and the guys explained that they are here entering a car in the brazil grand primeo it sounds like pete is the driver and dj is the mechanic he says like he handles the wheel and i handle everything else which i guess that's what that means i i assume or his manager yeah well i'm basing that he's the mechanic on something that happens later i guess uh but pete is the nephew of the driver from the first and third installments of the franchise played by dean jones and charles martin smith here is playing basically the don knotts character from the third movie we move below decks where a man singing an italian sets his lunch on a box in front of herbie and the ship's hold just as he brings the first piece of lettuce to his mouth a phone rings and he's called away and then herbie scoots up in his absence and opens his mouth and paco leans out of the car and just steals all of the food and when the guy comes back he's like oh taking my chicken and he's like looking all over he like looks under the tomatoes yeah he picks up the tiny tomato slice and looks under it um but then as he's looking around for it the car trunk opens again and bones are just flying out of it and landing on the plate now his first instinct isn't to think that there's somebody inside the car that's crazy it's immediately to this car is eating my food but there's clearly just a kid in there you would just assume there was a kid in there well but or just even when he opened it i don't know how you don't see a child in it well the first time it opens he's standing on the side of it so he's not actually looking into the trunk to see the kid sitting there but then somehow so he's convinced that this car is not a person and he prized the trunk open to try and get his food back but he falls on the floor and then turns around with plenty of time to see the the front just completely open and he would have seen the kid yeah but he just watches the rest of the bones come out with a shocked face and uh he goes and he picks up a crowbar and he's gonna just start bashing this car to pieces because they ate his food when suddenly it just pulls away and starts driving all throughout the ship he phones for reinforcements and they all agree that this is worth wasting the captain's time they surround the car and all jump on it and it drives away dragging like five men through this ship how far can it really drive like the ship can't be that huge yeah it's it's weird um the the first guy whose food got stolen calls the captain and interrupts him at dinner the captain immediately accuses him of drinking on duty and hangs up angrily to leave i think that's a fair assessment yeah i think so too i would be angry at whoever let him use this phone to make this call they catch the car with a net and they find paco inside of it they throw a net down on the ground and when the car drives up onto it they basically wrap up its wheels so that it can't keep driving and they open the front and they find paco hiding inside and it's like oh yeah this makes more sense the captain calls pete and dj into his office and he threatens them with a whip he holds them financially responsible for all the damage to the ship from the car driving around paco it seems has been put in a cage below deck which is as timely an images can be expected yeah very uncomfortable uh dj hatches a plan that he will talk to aunt louise about loaning them money to get their car back and pete is in charge of flirting with the niece for no apparent reason other than to just keep her away while i think that keeps the aunt happy yeah yeah but it's like are you saying that the aunt would know about the whole arrangement because i feel like she did know yeah like but that wasn't their plan that she knew but i feel like she would have given them the money for the car either way they didn't need to be dating her niece no but i think that she'd be more inclined to be favorable to them if they thought if if she thought her plan to hook them up was working i guess maybe uh suddenly a halloween party is happening and this didn't work out too well on death ship earlier this year but the captain is dressed as admiral nelson complete with an eye patch and i checked it's the right eye he did it correctly aunt louise is flirting with him dressed as little bo peep and the rest of the cast is basically just dressed in their own personal uniforms so dj and pete have on uh pete's wearing like a racing gear like a one of those like fireproof racing jumpsuits and dj looks like he's wearing just a mechanic's outfit which is why i thought he was the mechanic alyssa is wearing like a full-on explorer costume complete with a pith helmet she's out on the dance floor with pete he's making quick work of flirting with her and he tells her that she's not like the other girls which initially she doesn't take as a compliment but he says no no it's a good thing you don't giggle when nothing's funny you listen when i talk and you're very pretty and he proves this to us by taking her glasses off blinding her he later walks her to her room and she thanks him for a wonderful night still blind from having removed her glasses and she kisses the blurry man uh back in their rooms like he was handsome right i hope you're handsome back in their room pete and dj discussed the successful plan aunt louise has agreed to pay for the car and everything's going according to plan i said playing a lot below decks paco sits in a cage on a blanket when herbie rolls up to the gate herbie begins speaking in short honks to approximate words for what i want to say is the first and last time in this entire franchise can we be friends what's your name okay he doesn't do this in the other movies i don't remember trying to talk yeah i mean he talks with charades mostly not with actual like like it's just very weird very bb-8 yeah paco asks what his name is and not understanding the beeps decides that herbie is ocho based on the five and three printed on his hood herbie uses his antenna as an appendage to lift keys off of a key rack to paco's cell really hard time getting that key into the lock yeah so then they just did a cutaway insert of the lock being finally unlocked yeah and it was like yeah cuz that there's no way he could he could unlock it blindly from the other side he opens the cage and lets paco hop inside of him to escape recapture ocho pulls into an elevator and presses the button to go up to the deck with all the passengers so he uses antennae again to push buttons i think he does back of the costume party the captain continues speaking about capturing people from other ships which you're not supposed to do if you're a cruise ship captain i mean do you think he's making all of these stories up i'm sure he is but i also don't know why he's doing that because these people can't possibly believe that he did these things but who knows maybe he's very old school maybe he's a vampire and he did these things i don't know paco comes blasting through the wall in ocho and they knock over people and tables and a giant pie gets thrown right in the captain's face and he's not happy about it so we cut right to herbie's punishment where he is being made to walk the plank and by walk the plank i mean walt disney pictures dumped a full-on volkswagen bug in the ocean off the side of a cruise ship [Applause] it's never to be retrieved this is very upsetting i hope this was the first take because if there's multiple cars out there that's that's not good it's all these herbies but like in addition to it feeling just incredibly wasteful it was a sad moment you were killing the car yeah and we get more of that later too where it's just like this is weird for like what's supposed to be a kids movie that we're watching herbie die in the first movie there's the scene where dean jones gets another car like a sports car that he wants to race and he's like look at how pretty that car is and he comes back out in the middle of the night and herbie is just ramming it into the side of his house like just bashing in the side of this other car and then he leaves and then dean jones chases it on foot and he finds herbie trying to jump off the golden gate it's bridge dark yeah but here we're just watching him be murdered so that's a little better i guess the captain shouts i hear with committed to the sea which reminded me of death ship again he throws the body overboard the ship pulls into panama doug pete aunt louise and melissa are forced off along with paco who's handed over to the immigration authorities aunt louise says that anyone even remotely involved with the car has been ejected from the cruise it hadn't been for that steward we'd have been kill-hauled which is another crazy dark thing that uh yeah you had to explain that to me where you would like chain up your prisoner or the person being punished and drag them under the ship yeah to their death and generally the barnacle ridden underside of a ship would just tear them to shreds it's ridiculous but it's a funny joke here uh the boys come clean to aunt louise about their plan and melissa overhears the last bit when pete is asking louise to break it to her gently she pushes past them and says you meet such interesting types on ships because she heard everything and pete's embarrassed but i really don't feel like he said anything really negative i thought he said that he wasn't interested yeah he did yeah well i think that's negative that but it's not like he he said i'm waiting for him no but he he didn't put it in such a way like it's like i was only using her to get to your money like it was he was like trying to let her down easy like like he was very apologetic i think what she's upset about is that he pretended like he was genuinely into her but it turns out that even with the glasses off he was like meh i think he is genuinely into her well that's not what he's telling at louise yeah he would have just kept going along with it if he was genuinely into her but he says that he's not he says look i like her she seems like a really nice girl and i hope you'll break it to her gently like i'm done with her body because they're parting ways yeah they're parting ways you don't have to you both got dumped in panama at the same time you could get married right now because they're on their way they're on their way to different places they can't stay together where are they going they're going to rio why are they going to rio their cars in the ocean because that's where they have to go no it's not they don't have to go there anymore i think that's a good point well then where were aunt luis and melissa going both of them got kicked off of the ship here they're where they stay on the cruise ship right but they have a final destination and they have the means to go there right and they could continue to go there they could book another cruise they could book a cruise with these two guys her her niece and her her niece's boyfriend and his friend and they could go wherever they want because these guys have no plan now their car got dumped off the boat they also have no money to go anywhere aunt louise has all the money anyone needs she's a rich lady all right melissa's carrying 500 in cash in her purse someone tries to push paco off to immigration authorities but he gets intercepted by john vernon posing as the juvenile authority and paco says no he's not and he kicks him in the shin and runs for it we get this weird shot of herbie floating through the panama canal which draws the attention of the canal employees paco notices too somewhere in the trivia i saw that herbie is actually the first car to pass through the panama canal i assume by floating in the water because i think lots of cars are shipped through this port but uh this would imply that the the sun princess also went through the panama canal possibly yeah but if that's the case and this herbie was the first car to go through this port i'm sure he's also the last car to go through the port in the water because why would another car ever do that this marks the first of two consecutive movies that disney released in which a non-boat pretends to be a vote paco notices ocho in the water and swims out to rescue him with the help of several other adult men they get ocho to the shore but ocho seems pretty dead and the men make plans to strip him for parts paco constructs a small burial mound around him and mourns his death but then he just comes back to life yeah as paco was walking away herbie just chokes back to life just starts coughing up smoke and then paco was like all right i gotta drive you out of here before these people take you apart we get a montage of them just having fun driving together under a song about friendship that ends with i'll bet you a banana manana you'll have a new friend either later that night or the next morning i can't tell because we're indoors and it's relatively dark but paco is painting the word taxi on the side of ocho they're in like a shed i don't know if they just snuck into somebody's shed and used their paint but uh it seems like paco's plan is to use osho as a taxi to make money and he's surprised when the garage door opens to reveal that the bad guys found them somehow yeah i was like wait what it's like check that [ __ ] over there uh they are there for the film strip that he stole and he can't find it and he doesn't have it so he's suggesting that it's possible they got mixed up and ended up in pete's wallet or dj's wallet i can't remember whose wallet it was i think it was dj's wallet but uh then they threatened to burn him with a blowtorch well oh wait herbie yeah but at first it looks like they're like i'm gonna cut your legs off kid like they they pop up this blowtorch and light it and then they're like all right we're gonna chop your car up to pieces but they don't know this car's alive i don't know why they would make this threat just seems like an odd choice they're gonna sell it they're gonna sell the pieces right he said they're gonna chop it up into tiny pieces like i assumed like smaller than resellable parts but maybe i mean i think the point is that they were going that they're trying to scrap the car yeah but they could do that with any car but then they let paco go to get the wallet and they let him go with herbie yeah so now they have nothing now they have no leverage yeah he can just drive away forever that's true because he doesn't need gas right he does try to do that no he goes to get the wallet first he he follows through with their plan as if her not completely we'll get there so back downtown in i guess panama pete and gj have somehow already secured jobs as waiters and they're blaming the kid for all their troubles when suddenly he shows up to apologize and he asks for pete's forgiveness and gives him a big hug and then he asks where the bathroom is so pete points him in that direction and then realizes that his wallet is missing again and that paco has disappeared through the back window of the restrooms paco escapes in ocho and instead of just bringing the wallet back to the bad guys he drives right past them and uh he gets stuck in traffic for a second but right as he stops aunt louise and captain blyth are getting into his cab from opposite sides unfortunately in a volkswagen bug there's only two doors so to get into this car at the same time they would have had to fold down the entire front seat but somehow they're able to do that without crushing paco they get into the back they recognize each other and the captain wants to go to the sun princess and she wants to go to some hotel or something and so they're both shouting back and forth that their driver who they haven't noticed is very small and they continue for a couple minutes before they recognize the not only the kid but the car that they threw in the ocean earlier and here's the biggie i think it's the same car and uh the chase begins as the bad guys start following this cab with louise and blythe screaming in the back seat they race past melissa on the sidewalk she's standing with pete and dj and uh she says oh they shang hide them like she thinks that paco was like kidnapped aunt louise and so she needs a car so she runs over to a bus nearby and just stops in front of it and offers the driver 340 dollars for the bus and he kicks off all of his passengers who are mostly children it's probably not even his bus he's probably just driving them for a school and he's just like yeah sure it's your boss spy somehow the chase leads them all to a bull fighting ring and i forget how but the bad guys end up in front so they end up entering the ring before ocho and they actually crash into the bowl in the ring they like nudge him in the butt and it pisses the bull off the matador's mad because two cars just rolled into this the bull fight that he's supposed to be doing yeah and it looks like el presidente is is uh overseeing this particular event oh is he really i didn't realize that well there was a there's like a guy in like a huge uniform interesting and i'm just assuming he's supposed to be a very important person yeah uh the matador throws his cape over the rear-view mirror of the car um and he walks out of the ring and we see this overhead shot where the bull clearly runs full speed into the side of an actual car which bothers me a lot because i feel like you could definitely hurt this bull doing this but he flips the car up on one side and the bad guys all climb out of it and run to jump over into the stands the bull turns its attention on herbie for what i would call a slightly overlong bullfighting sequence during which the bull connects multiple times with the sight of an actual vw bug eventually herbie uses his hood to sweep the cape around as if he were an actual matador and also to stop the dirt by spinning his wheels ocho pops up on his back wheels to avoid a swipe from the bowl and the crowd loves it at this point the bull basically surrenders it's just done chasing him around in the ring and the captain wants to be mad but he's also infatuated with the adulation of the crowd he's like oh this is great and then another adventure for me to tell people about and then there's this really weird shot of herbie rotating in place yeah it's a it's like a blue screen shot yeah but it's like we've already seen herbie turn his wheels completely sideways to move out of a position on in the cargo ship yeah he didn't need to just spin on the floor here yeah it's just like you could they couldn't have built an actual car just to rotate in place like yeah they they built all these other versions could you also drive it in a circle i'm assuming it's just a situation where they forgot to get it on set yeah they needed to fake it when they weren't there anymore also i really get upset watching this movie seeing her be in the condition that he's in throughout throughout there were 26 vehicles used as herbie in this yeah yeah but there are there were 86 but they were all painted up like rusted with with a few it's not real rust it's all paint yeah yeah um but it's just like i don't know it's just really upsetting to see him all like messed up yeah well they fix him up in the other movies don't worry i was expecting like a uh you know like the end of star wars where the robots were all shiny yeah in the movie but that doesn't happen yes it does i mean he's not all shiny he's still isn't is he's still rusty no he's brandon he's like all new okay and then we'll get into that because i have a really big problem with that scene too uh pogo and ocho leave when they see the bad guys are headed for them again and uh the captain and aunt louise basically have to catch a ride on melissa's bus as it's moving through town but the bus is constantly breaking down and uh at one point they need a wire to fix it and louise asks a local for a wire and when he doesn't understand her she helpfully explains it sounds like fire as though he couldn't tell that those two words sounded similar but then he tries to give them fire and the captain is trying and failing to call for help on a phone he's trying to get a ride back to the sun princess because he doesn't want to be a part of this adventure anymore the bad guys in a plane find ocho driving down a road and uh they just track him paco parks ocho in what looks like griffith park i'm pretty sure it's griffith park and uh he steps into a bar but it turns out the bad guys are waiting there to steal him in front of apparently complicit panamanians or wherever we are yeah this time they're just taking the boy yeah who now has the wallet with the thing that they need right the bus breaks down again and ocho pulls up to aunt louise and the boys and melissa and the captain and they all hop into this tiny car the bad guys with paco and toe find the incan ruins and they're able to pry loose this large gold coin from the face of it well it's like they're immediately there yeah they somehow found a place to land and and then drove to it and then immediately found a building that had gold and they were already in in process of pulling it down yeah and it's like the size of a deep dish pizza it's like a huge it's like a manhole yeah you know it's massive they basically just leave this kid at the temple and take the coin and then drive away because they just want him to die in these woods basically um but very quickly herbie pulls up with everyone and they collect paco and he says what that they stole the coin and this is an ancient incan temple it's not really a coin well he tells them that they stole some gold off of it i would call it a coin it's coin shaped yeah but it's the size of a manhole cover like medallion is that better what would you call it a disc circle yeah a circle of gold a circle of gold it's like a table top yeah um the lazy susan of gold i'll accept oh good compromise uh paco tells them that they stole this this circle of gold and they head to a university to report the theft of the artifact uh for some reason they cover ocho in bananas on the way there even though the bad guys shouldn't really care about them anymore um yeah and why do they go to the university like i mean i understand why the good guys go but why did why it turns out that the bad guys only go there to intercept them because they're afraid that the police they're they're going to call the police on them but wouldn't they have done that wouldn't that have happened anyway like wasn't paco going to report them to the police if he survived because then all they do is tie them up at the university yeah where someone's going to find them and call the police immediately yeah they find a bunch of people it's much more suspicious than a dead kid in the woods patrick mills from experience trust me nobody asks any questions outside paco is just selling bananas off the car in the parking lot and uh the bad guy who is a pilot starts up their plane the bad guys are struggling to move the coin from their car to their plane the circle of gold sorry the circle of gold from the card of the plane when ocho starts throwing bananas at them they're they're attached all over its hood and it's just opening its hood and throwing hands of bananas at them and they're just covered in like bananas it's real gross yeah it makes me uncomfortable they're slimy with it for like the whole rest of the movie ocho won't let this plane take off and starts biting it with its hood like it keeps opening its hood and closing its hood and trying to like bite chunks out of it eventually it's ocho succeeds in busting off the tail and wings of this plane paco's friends successfully untie themselves in the professor's office and the chase is on again the cops like a military team that were headed to the university are now chasing with ocho uh to follow the bad guys in this plane like what's left of the plane which is just the body and the wheels basically and uh they chase it down the road until it crashes into a roadblock and even the prop falls off no there's like nothing left to this plane as it tips backward the coin rolls sorry the circle of gold rolls out of the back and uh the bad guys are all arrested and uh we're back on the sun princess in the captain's quarters where louise is dancing for him and he says any man of the sea who wouldn't want her rolling under him is ready for a dry dock but it's clear pretty quickly that he's referring to the galleon outside of the ship um we cut to pete and dj's room where somehow ojo is parked in their cabin of the ship yeah there's no way the car could have gotten in there yeah but they're like they somehow drove it in there and they have decided that paco will drive it for the grand premier because clearly paco has some supernatural connection to the car and then they start it up inside the room because they're all going to commit suicide now and this is where i got really worried i'm like okay well now we're going to get to the big race in rio because now that we've got all our ducks in a row we can in a rio we're gonna we're gonna see the big finish of this movie with this race that they've been talking about throughout the whole movie right i have to say this movie gets an unfair criticism a lot of people say that it's not the best that it's the worst of the herbie franchise and i disagree because there is no race at the end of this movie what because the races are the worst parts of the herbie movies they're the best parts i'm cool with car chases like through cities and so the cars the car chase actual races are not fun so the car chase in herbie 2 when they're chasing the old lady around while she's trying to get her grocery list in order yes that was better that's better than the last 20 years because of the first of the golden gate bridge yes and then they're running up the golden gate bridge after yes because they can run car speed [Laughter] uh we of course here we have the credits um over the friendship song again and that's the end of the film uh disney followed this installment with five episodes of a tv series again starring dean jones and then a tv movie in the late 90s with bruce campbell yeah and matt dillon i think right now matt dillon was in her be fully loaded oh okay in this movie he's never actually called herbie this one he gets called herbie once at the yard where they're picking him up oh they do okay he's reading a message from mr douglas which is the guy's uncle's name and he says something like uh herbie c herbie stop or something like that i can't remember what he says but he says herbie's name you're telling me that this thing won the monte carlo grand prix that is what senor douglas he told me he said he will have one debugger race too but his girlfriend did not make the curb herbie he see it he stopped shino finished the race senor douglas say it's here and then the rest of the movie he's ocho basically yeah but the guys in that like none of the characters actually like call him that right yeah nobody calls him herbie and then after the bruce campbell won we had herbie fully loaded in 2005 with lindsay lohan and michael keaton and that's the one that has matt dillon the bad guy breckenmeier is her brother and uh and justin long is like the mechanic for that one it's actually pretty decent i didn't hate it i think that one gets a bad rap too it's i probably like it because it was written by thomas lennon and robert bengarant who are two of my favorite screenwriters but that's going to lead me into some non-canon sequels uh the first being two years after fully loaded uh another favorite writing team of mine kurtzman and orky wrote a script that was then directed by the great michael bay that's the first transformers film the first transformers movie i'm fairly confident stole one scene beat for beat from herbie fully loaded which i think maybe even the transformers animated series used to bug because bugs were cute because herbie was a love bug but the scene where lindsay lohan gets herbie it's her graduation day her dad is taking her to get her a car which is the same way transformers opens it's his graduation day his dad is taking to get him a car he goes to a junkyard slash car lot and she's looking at all the cars and she's specifically avoiding the bug because she doesn't want the bug and she sees other cars that she likes and the guy running the place is like oh you should get this other one and she's like oh yeah i really like that one and he's trying to gouge her on the price and then the anthropomorphic car starts destroying all the other cars in the lot so that the guy at the junkyard will get rid of that car and it's the exact same scene that happens in the transformers movie with bernie mac where the cars are all getting destroyed i was just like this is really too close and to have come out two years before i feel like they just borrowed this like whole cloth from herbie fully loaded but uh the rest of the movie has nothing to do with her be fully loaded so good job on the rest of it because i actually really like that movie the director here was vincent mcaveedy uh he does a lot of disney features he did million dollar duck strongest man in the world the apple dumpling gang rides again and he also directed the previous herbie film herbie and monte carlo or herbie goes to monte carlo he also did a lot of golden age tv untouchables star trek original series gunsmoke and he came back for a couple episodes of the 1982 series uh herbie series and later he did like murder she wrote colombo diagnosis murder uh the writer for this was don tate who also did a bunch of disney stuff he wrote both apple dumpling gang movies and the shaggy d.a flores leachman was aunt louise she's great she was ruth popper in the last picture show she was frau bloker in young frankenstein she's gran in the croods movies both of them because there's a second one coming she plays granny in a lot of things yeah and then she plays mama on raising hope but she was not in my episode credit only for my episode she also plays gam gam in beer fest which is one of my favorite characters from her and she's also the voice of old marceline on adventure time yeah uh i i liked her in bad santa where they keep thinking she's dead and then she just keeps getting back up which is kind of funny because she was a she was an old lady in this movie she's still around and she's still hilarious charles martin smith was dj i probably recognize him most from untouchables in american graffiti he's also in more american graffiti which i have not seen i mostly know him from starman and oh yeah gina davis see a cop or something in that no he's a scientist who's out who's trying to catch him he's trying to catch him for good though like yeah um and then uh he's really great and speechless with gina davis and michael keaton speechless that's the the director of tremors ron underwood uh i don't know that one no yeah they're both they're both speech writers for uh opposing campaigns but they need each other and they don't know that they're the they keep giving each other advice but they don't know that they're like the opposing team's writers yeah um it's really wonderful it's got christopher reeve and um i said charles martin smith isn't that you said ron underwood directed yeah i believe so i like him we met him at that tremor screening um charles martin smith was also the vice president and left behind three yeah ronaldo was speechless cool did uh did brent uh matic write it because i know he works with ronaldo robert king oh i don't know that one um john vernon was prindle uh he's obviously dean warmer in animal house and reprised the role for 13 episodes of delta house the tv show based on animal house which had a surprising number of the cast come back from the movie i didn't realize i mean obviously you don't have belushi tv show for that yeah it's got bruce mcgill it's got stephen first um a couple other guys he's also the mayor and dirty harry he's also the voice of rupert thorne on batman the animated series and he played dave ryerson in the gauntlet season one episode four of macgyver stephen w burns was pete this was his second to last film before stryker in 1985 and uh very tragically he was injured in a car accident and infected with hiv by an emergency blood transfusion and died of complications from aids in 1990 so that's sad i hope that the car accident had nothing to do with this movie uh no it didn't because he did a movie in 1985 so well just just because you get a car accident doesn't mean you can't do another movie yes it does there's a rule alyssa davalos played melissa uh she's miss millie gaskill in the apple dumpling gang rides again with the same director and writer and she was also nikki carpenter that's right on the macgyver series she's the closest thing to a love interest that he ever had on the show for like long-term love interest other than penny parker's more of a sister character yeah and but she also played uh a short-lived character right in the same season and at the beginning of the first season it was a two-part episode called lost love she played a character named lisa kohler and then that character i think died left and uh then they brought her back as this other character um joaquin gouare iii played paco his dad was actually the voice of panchito in the three caballeros and as an adult he has worked a lot with improv teams in the los angeles area including the groundlings and improv olympics his daughter has continued the disney tradition as the main character of the disney plus series diary of a future president which i see constantly it's like on the front page of disney plus right now and we also had a chance to sit down with him and talk about his experience working on the film oh what what why don't you guys tell me about these things so why don't we play that for you now [Music] well i really appreciate you taking the time to speak with us today my pleasure my pleasure well first of all i guess i wanted to ask what was your process for getting this role wow well um i actually started acting in 1973. so by 78 when i auditioned for this you know i had been working a long time a lot of people think that was my first job or or one of the first but by then you know kind of a seasoned child actor how old were you when you started then oh i was i was five years old wow i was born 68 so um i was 5 and 73 i was on the show called what was the bill cosby variety show okay um on channel 4 nbc and i was just one of the kids on that show that was my first job but by the time i auditioned for herbie i was 10. and uh really it was just another you know my the agent got the breakdown sent my picture in and i was called in there was about like 500 kids you know 500 boys oh wow at the beginning and we you know i went in and auditioned call back call back you know we narrowed down to a few kids and then at the end we did a screen test the funny thing about that is that i was on another show called the alegre which was a bilingual children's show in the 70s okay um and it started in 70 and it ended in 80 but i was on that show from uh 75 to 80. and on that show that we were a bunch of kids and one of the boys his name is david giannis actually was the last kid that screen tested against me so we were we were we knew each other we were friends uh it just so happens that we were the last two boys we did screen tests at disney studios and i booked it and he didn't so wow yeah had you seen the earlier herbie movies oh yeah by that time i mean one of my favorite movies growing up was herbie the love bug the first one okay um herbie writes again her because money carla were great but uh her the first one is my favorite but um by then uh yeah big big fan of disney and herbie of course yeah uh my dad being um one of the disney legends right uh for voice for my dad was a did you know my dad was uh yeah he's panchito right right so you know big disney fan by then so that's awesome very excited to work with uh kirby when i was looking through the shooting locations for the film it looks like it was kind of split between southern california and then a bit in mexico and a very small bit of in panama yes did you travel a lot for the film oh yeah yeah i think it's different uh now but you know back in those days i think especially the pre eisner uh you know it took a long time to make a film you know three or four months sure um nowadays they do it in 30 days you know they think so much compressed but um yeah we traveled a lot and not only that my mom my dad and my little brother ricky who's seven years younger than me we they all went along with me so you know we went to mexico panama so you had an entourage with you i did it i did have an entourage but uh they all came along so it was kind of fun kind of a family trip work you know i also noticed looking through some of the locations the climax of the film where the plane is being destroyed was actually filmed in camarillo which is actually camera that's where we're recording this podcast right now oh my gosh i grew up in camarilla so it's just funny yeah it's um it's a retreat or a seminary or something right right i think the i think the land has all been torn down for some kind of development now but that's what oh my gosh okay in the puerto vallarta scenes it seems like you're getting shoved around a lot very close to moving cars how carefully was that traffic coordinated well you know what again um very interesting um you know i've been at this so long now that um i worked in the industry when it wasn't very safe honestly and um i always say pre-twilight zone movie yeah because yeah because after that when those two children got killed and did morrow uh by the helicopter i think things changed a great deal but my whole career as a child actor before that um we took a lot of risks not only in herbie but you know i did westerns and i did uh you know i was on a show called code red about firemen i i got lit on fire oh my gosh yeah so those things you're watching uh we had a great stunt man of course buddy joe hooker uh who is um i think he's the president of stunts unlimited now but um he's very famous stuntman and he was the coordinator and he and i worked a lot together because he drove the car yeah uh the special car so to make it look like it was driving itself oh that makes sense yeah yeah he was in the back backseat that's another story but um it was very i think it was more dangerous than it would be now my daughter has been an actress uh for a long time so i've seen that things have changed a great deal you know yeah that's good it's progress yes for sure but it was fun you know i i didn't you know you tell me what to do and i do it i i was kind of a child actor so i don't know it was fun so what was it like working with harvey corman and cloris leachman oh my gosh well of course both legends yeah both very funny comedians which i that's my forte's comedy yes and um you know we're growing up watching the car burnett show harvey was one of my favorite actors so it was a dream come true really i mean when you get to work with somebody that you're you idolize and you look up to yeah and of course of course she's been fine actress uh but i wasn't really a fan of hers as much as i was harvey sure you know he and i uh he taught me a lot during that shooting about improv about comedy uh timing and we we were friends after so after the shooting uh we stayed friends well that's great yeah any other fun recollections from your time on the set i've always enjoyed being on a set my my wife um that i've been married to for almost 27 years now says i either grew up i was either on a set growing up or in a restaurant because my parents owned a restaurant okay so you know i was really at home on set you know and especially at the disney studios because again this is a long time ago 78.79 um i i you know i probably shouldn't have but i sneaked around the studio saw things that i probably shouldn't have seen or been you know my daughter's very very you know she likes to follow the rules and she's very you know by the book so we'll be on uh at a studio a lot you know maybe uh she's auditioning and i'm like hey let's walk over here and go in the studio it's in there and she says no you can't do that you know so uh i was the opposite i snuck around and saw stuff that i probably shouldn't have um so that was a lot of fun for me you know i mean growing up as a child actor i obviously loved it so i love just being on set honestly but watching you know how they did because they had 27 herbies i don't know if you knew that yeah in those days again i always sound like an old man but in those days um everything was mechanical there was really no cgi you know blue screen but so everything um every car had its own specialty you know and that's why they had so many yeah it was fun watching them do that did you ever see the herbie fully loaded i did what did you think of that one i enjoyed it yeah there was there was some kind of back and forth uh for me to try to be in it as a cameo but uh that didn't work out okay at the beginning you see like a flash it looks like they dressed a child in my outfit oh really if you remember the movie at the beginning it's like kind of like like newspaper stuff yeah the montage of all the previous films and i'm in there for my character i guess yeah um but i enjoyed it you know i i still love herbie to this day and uh seeing him on the screen was great you know it was it was different than what i'm was used to but that's what happens when things get redone or you know revisited yeah but i was disappointed like you said to to not have the the practical visual effects for the car that they use so much cg for it right because it's a different world you know yeah and i love michael keaton oh yeah of course just so you know yeah everybody does whatever he's in i love watching this i don't care so yes that was a plus um i know your family has all kinds of disney connections with your father having been ponchito your daughter is uh obviously on the disney plus show the diary of a future president that just got picked up for a second season did it that's great yep i uh i just wanted to say i watched a couple episodes to prepare for this with my daughter and she was totally into it she was oh my gosh yeah crazy how is she got her uh she's six right now she's gonna be seven soon but she was totally on board with the story and your daughter's doing a great job on there well good thank you i'll let her know she'd be very happy to hear that was there anything else that you or carmina have coming up soon that you might want to plug on the show i have a film coming out um i have a small part it's called shadows okay it's kind of a action movie uh i play a low-level drug dealer uh and for this part i really um i did a lot of prepping uh i gained 25 pounds stopped working out i shaved my head you know so i looked bolder okay so so uh that's gonna come out soon i hope i mean you know in this new world we were gonna have the premiere in august so right who knows what's gonna happen so i don't know if it's gonna go straight to a platform but uh that's the movie that i'm in that i'm doing uh carmine of course is uh we're in negotiations now for her second season that's great guy every future president she's also on 10 15. okay that season she did not think one episode uh she just finished the connors and she did the last the second the last episode of that she was one of the few ever to be they normally only use their cast they don't get other actors to come in sure yeah she's one of the few to ever been cast outside the original cast so that was fun that's awesome and it was great meeting of course you know john goodman and all the cats of course yeah and uh alexis and katie she's on that too the exact specifics of that one i don't know shame on me but um and uh i don't know if you knew this too but uh from facebook but i am i was at january i started uh making a documentary about my father oh okay and his career and his life and it is called the mexican tenor and uh it's all about his career and his life and uh of course disney is in it of course the three cavallos so i'm working on that now again it was put on pause because of what's happening right and then i'm always doing improv shows i'm doing stand up you know trying to keep busy auditioning sure now i also wanted to ask these are some some non-canon theories that i had okay what are your thoughts on my theory that the herbie movies and the transformers movies take place in the same universe wow because we have the volkswagen bug that starts that movie right i think it's just bumblebee yeah i never thought about it um i also noticed when i was doing my imdb hunting it looks like you're you're you have a stepsister named linda yeah linda gray uh-huh and she appeared in a movie called mother jugs and speed oh my gosh i remember that my dad took me to see it which i probably shouldn't have gone to but yeah she played a pregnant woman well my dad worked on that movie he was a um he was an advisor because he was a emt with los angeles oh wow what what his fault i'm telling you what a small world huh well i really appreciate the time that you've you've shared with us today well i appreciate it thank you so much it's been a pleasure talking to you and uh i always enjoy talking about my career and especially herbie uh those bananas because it was a special time for me harvey corman was captain blyth uh he was hedy lamarr in blazing saddles not hedy it's headley he plays count to money in history of the world part 1. he's also the president in jingle all the way which uh when we were reviewing holy moses we were like because lorraine newman has the credit of first lady and we were like is she actually the first lady i don't remember the president in there but it's in a turbo man episode that the president shows up so him and laura newman uh were the president and first lady in jingle all the way and he's also the voice of the great gazoo yeah behind the flintstones uh i mean regular on the carol burnett show he was a he's a legend um richard jakel plays shepherd that was the pilot of the uh of the three bad guys he plays charlie prince in the original 310 to yuma he's george fox and starman with uh with dj and he's also a character in bloodsong which is that movie we mentioned in our defiance review that luca bratzy wrote about a serial killer who's trying to kill a girl who took his blood alex rocco was quinn that's the the quiet uh darker-haired guy of the bad guy team he played mo green and the godfather and uh he's jake in the stuntman which is right around the corner for us just a couple episodes down the line uh vito scotty played armando mochia that's the uh guy that was trying to eat his food before the car ate it um he plays nazarene and godfather um he's also the italian cat in the aristocats and he played an italian delegate in the nude bomb for us earlier this year jack perkins is credited as loud american i don't know who that would be any american yeah but he was the drunk convention goer in the elevator and happy hooker with the big boss oh yeah yeah and herbie is credited as itself on imdb someone made a imdb page for herbie which unfortunately uh it has all the films and tv show credits you would expect and then one credit you wouldn't see grazed gmod shorts a fan made web series that also stars sonic the hedgehog spyro spider-man mega man and the iron giant also the orange inkling girl it's just like some dumb youtube video that a guy made an imdb page for and because it had a cg model of herbie in it he put it on herbie's imdb page i hope he doesn't get sued no he won't get sued it's just going to get taken down uh i also wanted to bring up uh fritz feld who played the chief steward um he he is a weird character actor who's mostly known for playing mater d's uh he played the mater d in uh the second herbie movie uh and when they go when they drive when herbie drives to the restaurant yeah he's known for doing this thing with his mouth where he pops he throws his hands his mouth and pops he does it in every film that he's in and he when he does it in this movie he like frightens the past he also most notably does it in history of the world another harvey korman connection in which when uh uh mel brooks as uh comicus is uh working at the restaurant where the the where they do the last supper yeah bit and he's like the maitre d of the restaurant who's telling him to you know push the mulled wine yeah so i just wanted to bring him up because he's just known for playing mater d's and popping his mouth and popping his mouth yeah interesting this movie was all right it had a bad rap so going in i expected it to be worse but having seen all of the herbie movies now over the course of a week i think that this is not the worst one of them i also appreciated that so much of it was shot on location where the first two movies they take place in san francisco and there is some footage in san francisco but so much of it is soundstage even exteriors yeah that it's just very frustrating to watch and at least in this film whenever they were outside they were actually outside just up or down uh you know like you said it's not it wasn't terrible it wasn't i mean there was a lot of fun moments but i don't think i'm gonna go out and recommend anybody specifically watch this so i guess that means it's a down for me yeah i i think for for me as well that this is not a must-see title like i said it was it was fine it's not as bad as some of the herbie movies but uh again it's not something that you have to go out and check out uh i agree it's a it's gonna be a down for me as much as i love herbie and i do really like the herbie movies as a whole yeah i i i think that it's a really fun concept that uh has never really it's always been true to the concept yeah like her herbie has never gone to space or learned to talk or or like her that's right here yeah but but the concept of herbie has always been and i don't in this one i don't even like that his eyes move yeah and he does some goofy stuff yeah you know his headlights yeah uh i don't like that that happens in herbie fully loaded he does some moves that look like kind of like the mask a little bit where you have a fully cg car replacing him and he like stretches out and does a bunch of crazy stuff behind somebody and that bothered me a little bit yeah because i like that i felt like it was a real car in the first few movies because is it this is the first one where he gets cut in half right and he comes in first and third yeah yes uh so i i like that they haven't done anything too crazy with herbie but uh it's still gonna be a down yeah uh letterboxed what are we looking at richard um i think i'm going to put this between midnight madness and the nude bomb okay uh i have it just above holy moses and just below humanoids from the deep okay um i am putting this just above windows and just under bronco billy um i think that's everything for this one if you guys have any thoughts you'd like to share with us we're vintage video pod on twitter facebook instagram and letterbox or as i've said before you can find each of our full movie rankings for the year we can also be found at 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men's civilization forgot gambling on a long shot with noah dugan make a boat out of what out of brain [Music] a daring escape from an uncharted island challenging the sea with an impossible voyage against all hope against noah dugan's luck [Music] elliot gould when the hell are you gonna do that thick scully earth to do what you're told jean-vivo joe ricky schroeder i'm sorry lost two thousand miles at sea incredible drama and adventure as only the disney cameras can bring to the screen the last flight of noah's ark